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Mike Capner
43 years old
Born in Blackwood, NJ
High School Education
Truck driver for 20 years
Bartender at a bowling alley that serves $1 drafts
Moved to Florida to take care of his parents… Father lost his lower leg to Diabetes, Mother had both knees replaced.
Lives with his parents.
6’5” 425lbs
never married
Fungus
Dave Cabott
Born in Lancaster, PA (Amish Country)
Bachelor of Arts in Mathematics. 8 credits shy of a Masters.
Once worked giving blood
Beer Hawker at a Minor League Stadium
Moved to Florida to escape his ex-wife
Lives with his 110lb Rottweiler who suffers from IBS
6’1” 325lbs.
divorced for 10 years
Big Matty
Matt Free
43 years old
Born in Port Charlotte, FL
High School educated
Retired Asst. Fire Chief
Divorced
5’10” 385lbs.
living with current 23yo girlfriend and her 4 kids and several cats, changing diapers and cat litter.
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